Friends, I have been sober since 2014. And if you count Covid 2020, that’s fourteen majillion years.
I have a husband, two boys, two cats, and two dogs. I like to keep things even. But that would mean I would need two husbands and my stars that is too many.

Although maybe a second husband who just deals in installing Christmas lights? I could deal. He would show up once a year, scurry out of his home like a weird second husband elf, and help me with Christmas lights because GOD KNOWS THE FIRST HUSBAND NEVER DOES.
Also, I am a writer and speaker because when I got sober this post went kinda viral and then I took my show on the road, so to speak. It’s a good road.
As I write this, one dog is sitting on my feet. I am blessed. Truly.